Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Newer Newest News....thats New

Yola, (that's Spanish for yo!) do to the demands of my more pressing fans (mom) I'm gonna write this new blog.XD Since I know you all plan on visiting me at one point or another *wink wink* there are a few things you should NOT do when at the fantastical world of Disney!
ha ha lets start with a math problem, if your 8 month child weighs say, 20 lb.s and all the bags you are carrying weigh about 50lb. then you preceed to hang all of your bags on the back of your childs stroller.... can you guess what part of this equation suddenly falling backwards onto the floor? yes you guessed it your child is now crying on the floor, you might want to get that....
ALSO, when you're in disney, and you decide to take a group of your friends and your husbands to mission space... make sure, very sure, like deoderant sure, that you're friend is'nt carrying a bagful of "mary-jane" and if she is, make sure she doesnt put it somewhere where she will loose it, and if she does, make sure it doesnt fall open, and if it does make sure you don't go yelling at anyone named Casey Cotter(love you casey), who will then go and find said bag......finally after all of this information, if you just happen to say " well briana i really don't want to take your advice on any of that" then you better make sure.. when your friend takes off across epcot.... that she is actually fast....
ANOTHER FUN FACT, so your on your family Vacation and hey it's time for a drink, with the way your kids act... no one blames you... but! don't overdue it! duh! you do not want to be the chick out in front of the resort where your family( including your grammy) are staying, screaming and being shoved into the back of a squad car by two officers....just saying that doesnt exactly scream happy vacation.....

well chickadees thats all for now :) hope u got a chuckle (mom)

i'm out.

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