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Yola, (that's Spanish for yo!) do to the demands of my more pressing fans (mom) I'm gonna write this new blog.XD Since I know you all plan on visiting me at one point or another *wink wink* there are a few things you should NOT do when at the fantastical world of Disney!
ha ha lets start with a math problem, if your 8 month child weighs say, 20 lb.s and all the bags you are carrying weigh about 50lb. then you preceed to hang all of your bags on the back of your childs stroller.... can you guess what part of this equation suddenly falling backwards onto the floor? yes you guessed it your child is now crying on the floor, you might want to get that....
ALSO, when you're in disney, and you decide to take a group of your friends and your husbands to mission space... make sure, very sure, like deoderant sure, that you're friend is'nt carrying a bagful of "mary-jane" and if she is, make sure she doesnt put it somewhere where she will loose it, and if she does, make sure it doesnt fall open, and if it does make sure you don't go yelling at anyone named Casey Cotter(love you casey), who will then go and find said bag......finally after all of this information, if you just happen to say " well briana i really don't want to take your advice on any of that" then you better make sure.. when your friend takes off across epcot.... that she is actually fast....
ANOTHER FUN FACT, so your on your family Vacation and hey it's time for a drink, with the way your kids act... no one blames you... but! don't overdue it! duh! you do not want to be the chick out in front of the resort where your family( including your grammy) are staying, screaming and being shoved into the back of a squad car by two officers....just saying that doesnt exactly scream happy vacation.....

well chickadees thats all for now :) hope u got a chuckle (mom)

i'm out.

So far so good...

So...... ive been in disney uhhhh for a week? two weeks? two weeks! i think..... ive lost all sense of time, the mouse knows not of weekends, weekend? i forgot what that is, oh and it doesnt help that everything is military time... thats fun, but anyways, I work at the artist pallete, pretty sweet stuff, my roomates are pretty cool... a few of us are gonna go visiting churches soon, uhh..... i've been to epcot, hollywood studios and magic Kingdom so far, rockin rollercoaster is the best!!!! we are gonna try and ride it 500 times this summer! so far... i got 1 down 499 to go! oh and we came across a protein spill on our way to hang with mickey, for those of you who dont speak Disney, a Protein spill Qualifies as any kind of fluid that finds its way out of your body. in this case it was puke with chunks of what looked like spam.... ugh.*gags a little bit here* but speaking of things you pick up when you work like a slave for the mouse, you do learn to say things like "we have a protein spill on tower of terror" instead of "oh gah! that kid just pee'd on everyone on the freakin ride!!!!!" and "hey can you call an alpha unit?" instead of " hey call 911! i think this dude is dead!" oh but the most important thing you learn is the "Disney point" because apparetly pointing with one finger is frowned upon in some societies, so the disney point includes the index AND the middle finger, apart ..... these two fingers are VERY offensive, but together..... you get the "DISNEY POINT." its funny cause we all do it now, even just talking and hanging out at the apartment.... its really weird, well that's all for now, ill keep you updated XD